I know you think I do nothing but roam city streets and buy stuff, which I categorically deny. But some of the most interesting cultural observations can be made while in contact with the maximum tangle of humanity, which in my case means while shopping, since I don't go to ballgames.
Scene: exiting the LaVerne Target
Grubby older man: Sign a petition to support victims' rights and keep drug users behind bars?
Meg: No, thanks. I'm for letting 'em out.
G.O.M.: YOU belong behind bars, you crazy bitch!
Meg: (extra perky) Have a nice day!